Tuesday 19 May 2015

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy...

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other StoriesThe Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories by Tim Burton
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Like Tim Burton? This collection of nonsense poems is not Batman, or Edward Scissorhands, or even Sleepy Hollow. These creepy stories are unique. Twisted, bizarre, fantastic, even demented. But some are just so funny. Here's one:

SUE
To avoid a lawsuit,
we'll just call her Sue
(or "that girl who likes
to sniff lots of glue")
The reason I know
that this is the case
is when she blows her nose,
kleenex sticks to her face

Daft, and laugh out loud funny. Well, for me anyway!

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An Evening with JD

It's been a while. When was the last time I sat with a glass of JD Old No.7 over ice. I don't recall. I'm enjoying one now. Gentle aromas of caramel, vanilla, and butterscotch and that smooth smoky sweetness with a hint of licorice. A sippin' whisky. And as I enjoy this glass of Tennessee sour mash the memories come flooding back.... A magical night to remember...

A night in late April, back in the late 90s. A road trip from San Francisco to LA. A Pontiac Firebird, resplendent in red. Pacific Coast highway. Nights in SF, Carmel, St. Morro Bay, Santa Monica and Malibu. Malibu, a main street town on the beach. Malibu pier. The drive down was like living a dream.  Driving over the bridge at Big Sur...


Missing San José - always regret that. But my wife, my best mate Graeme, and I had a thrill ride down Highway 1. And in Malibu I realised a life-long ambition. To dine at Alice's Restaurant, the haunt of such legends as Arlo Guthrie and Bob Dylan. A pitcher of Margaritas,  some fine steak and a bottle of California's finest red. And the night was still young....

We had booked into a small, luxury hotel on Malibu seafront. Rooms with decks that reached over the beach. The tide came in below the decks. The hotel also had a seating area within the beautiful landscaped patio with a similar deck reaching over the beach. My wife went to bed. Graeme and I settled down on the deck with a bottle of JD and a large bucket of ice provided by the friendly proprietor. And we sipped whisky. We watched darkness come under a bright moon. We watched a flock of Sanderlings race backwards and forwards in front of the tide. We spoke little. And we sipped whisky over ice. And it was magical. An evening and night I will never forget.

Malibu, California, a hotel deck, Alice's Restaurant, Bob Dylan, Sanderlings, a racing tide and a bottle of JD Old No.7... Priceless...

The Crooked House

The Crooked HouseThe Crooked House by Christobel Kent
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I had heard so much about this book by Christobel Kent that I had to jump it up my 'to read' queue. It has taken me much longer to read this than the usual time it takes me to finish a book, mainly because I have been occupied with other things. Reading this in a disjointed fashion has detracted from what is a pretty good, psychological thriller. The denouement come the end was somewhat unexpected but I found the last 40 pages or so rather tiresome. It would probably read much better over a couple of days rather than the amount of time it has taken me to complete. I won't comment on the plot or characters as so many others have done that and I would still recommend this as worth reading.

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Saturday 2 May 2015

The Taxidermist's Daughter

The Taxidermist's DaughterThe Taxidermist's Daughter by Kate Mosse
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

The year is 1912. I wonder why Kate chose that year. It's of no consequence however apart from setting the scene for a Gothic style chiller. 50 pages in, I stifled a yawn. Where is this going? What do birds have to do with this, apart from the theme of taxidermy. 100 pages in my curiosity was aroused. By page 200 I was hooked. Well and truly hooked. The pace quickened. The atmosphere darkened. The characters took on different guises. The location was wild and dark and chilling. A mesmerising plot line full of evil deeds. A Sussex location steeped in folklore and mystery. A horrid event comes back from the past to haunt the present. I raced through the last 200 pages, breathless, intrigued, spellbound. Well done Kate Mosse. The Taxidermist's Daughter is another classic that deserves my recommendation.

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